This is the fourth time in the last week and a half that I have had to be up front all day. I’m motherfucking enraged. Apparently, shopping for a car is more important than working. I’m sorry, CAN’T YOU DO THAT ALL WEEKEND? I’m a fucking bitter Betty right now. She hasn’t found one yet and they’ve been out over ten times looking, just pick one already! Enough with the excuses! This is bullshit. Hooker! UGH!
I’m all hopped up on caffeine right now. I don’t know why I needed a case of Rockstar, oof. My innards are excited. I really don’t think I should drink this stuff when I’m cranky, because now I’m a pissed of mofo.
Reasons I’m cranky so far today:
Waking up late – Then not being able to wash your hair. Awesome! Oh, then having your father ask you to do like 10 things as your walking out the door. Then slipping on ice when you take the dog out! But somehow getting to work early…
Wet paper towels – If you dry your hands on them could you at least push them down far enough in the trash can so when I stick mine in there yours don’t fall out and touch me!!! Pish motherfucking gag!
Getting to work early – Getting to work like 15 min early and sitting there online so you punch in 5 min late because you were reading Perez! SHIT!
Paper cuts – OUCH! (Not as bad as almost losing a finger shaving, but fuck none the less!)
People who are touchy feely – Don’t touch/rub my shoulders. Its fucking inappropriate for work, I don’t care if you think I’m awesome for doing all your work for you. HANDS OFF ASSHOLE! I really can’t stand it. I really, really need a shower now.
Toothaches – I think I’m in denial, my tooth has hurt for like the past two weeks but I’ve been ignoring it hoping it’ll go away. Shit is not going anywhere, I hate the dentist!
Insurance bills – I know it’ll be in my room waiting for me one of these days. It makes my tummy hurt just to think about paying it!
Other bills – I always forget about the little bills I get, meaning the $50 dollar dentist or the $80 health insurance thing. Shit! I for some reason wait till they say they’re going to turn me into collections before I pay it. Is that bad?
Ok, just thinking of all the money I owe people I want to vomit!
Today is going to be shittacular. I hope they let me off at 6pm. I need some alone time to ponder my finances, and if I killed myself would my parents be responsible?
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I wondered that about the finances too! I don't think they would... At least I hope they wouldn't be lol... Ah well fuck it! Oh and car shopping isn't that fucking hard! Took me ONE fucking day! Fucking window licker just can't figure it out!!
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