rusty forks

I'm having a shit day: I'm sick. I'm tired. I'm crabby.

Here are just some of the things that have enraged me today.

Intel Centrino and Pop Secret commercials - While trying to watch 'The Office' online I get inundated with these. Seriously, every five minutes! Is it necessary? Ok. I get the fact that I'm watching it for free but come the fuck on. They don't even transition properly, people will be mid-sentence and boom! I have to watch commercials from the seventies about how much more you get when you buy Orville Redenbacher. Oh and its the same one every time. At least mix it up a bit. Something! Ugh!

People who take turns slowly - Ok, I'll give you a break when safety is concerned. If it's icy out or there is just tons of snow on the ground - fine. BUT WHEN THERE IS NO SNOW OR ICE AND YOU TAKE A TURN AT FIVE MPH - I WANT TO MURDER YOU, YOUR KIDS, BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... ETC. You get the idea. Just don't do it. I know I'm riding your ass but I need to get to work! But if you continue to do this one day I will snap and follow you home. You've been warned!

AT&T Commercials - It was funny/witty the first time I heard that one where they mush all of the names together. But now when I read them on billboards going 70 on the freeway! And try to figure out all of the places fit into one while not slamming into the guard rail. It's dangerous. Knock it off. Advert your eyes!

A certain coworker - Ok, I haven't actually talked to her yet. But I'm seriously considering a plan brought together by me and my best friend. Ok it involves a tube sock (because regular socks are too small), $200 worth of rolled quarters, tacks, rusty forks (because new ones would be expensive), and nails. I'll let your imagination be your guide.

Those are it for now but I've only been here for a half hour. Give it time, give it time.