hoo hoo's, hoo ha's and me

I'm having serious issues this week. I can't sleep at night and I can't stay awake during the day. I'm about ready to have a nervous breakdown, or something.

I'm so tired today that I tried to take a nap in my car, unfortunately my alarm on my phone is a piece of shit, so I couldn't. I'm buying a new one this weekend. I just can't take this shit anymore. I need something that works and that I haven't had for two fucking years!

I have four hours left of work and I don't know if I can do it, I'm not being cute or funny right now. I'm so tired. I'm just trying to stay awake and it's making me do crazy things. Like sing to myself at work, people can hear me! I also took my shoes off and put one in my lap so if I do fall asleep it'll fall off and wake me up. I want to cry.

ManChild called me this morning and asked if I wanted to do something this weekend. Finally! I've been waiting for him to ask, it's been 5 days after all. I'm not sure what or even when but tentatively I'm going out. I just hope my sleep shit is squared away before then, otherwise I'm telling him to rent a hotel room. No not for naughty things, I tell him he has to sleep with me. Bet that'd go over pretty well. Sigh.

Satan's last post made me sad, in a good way. We've become the best of friends over the last year, and I wouldn't change anything about it. I'm feeling nostalgic today. I think it's the lack of sleep, or the lack of mental stability going on. Either way, I'm glad she's my friend!

I'm going blond on Friday, I'm pretty excited. I need something new, I need some spice in my life. And if highlighting does the trick then fuck it, let it fry!

I need to write a will, not that I plan on dying or anything but I think it might be smart. Because I have some very specific wishes for what they do with my remains. I want a Viking funeral. I want to be shoved out on the ocean on a little wood raft and then lit on fire with a bow and arrow. Doesn't that sound awesome?

If I had to settle though, I want to be cremated and certain parts of me left in various areas. One would be the beach where I always went swimming, some in Haunauma Bay, some on the North Shore and other places. I want to float on the winds and water forever. Wow, where in the hell did that come from. Please don't contact the authorities, I don't plan on harming myself.

I got my nails did for free the other day, these fucking eagle talons are a bitch to type, write, itch, pick and to do just about anything with. I do have ADD and like clicking and tapping them on hard surfaces though.

I just remembered a funny story. When I was just about to be a freshman we lived in Aina Haina in a condo. It had a huge flight of stairs to the second floor and one night my Dad fell down them. I was sitting in my room and I heard this boom, bang, "Ouch!" "Fuck!" bang boom. Then silence. I remember running out to see and there was my Dad all ass over backwards, arm splayed in a funny angle and looking pissed, and I had the nerve to ask "Did you fall?" I couldn't help myself. I got a very surly "You think?" I still giggle about that one. Just too think of him all awkward laying there gives me a giggling conniption. Ah memories.

I love others pain obviously.

Sick in the face.

This is how tired I am, I just typed Sock in the face and giggled for about 5 minutes before just fixing it. Jesus, I will go on a psychotic break very shortly.

Last weekend was fun, apparently I had a few too many on Friday. Saturday was a blast. Even though I was tired as shit and had 3 huge energy drinks and my stomach did some funny things. I vividly remember a long conversation about Hoo Hoo's and Hoo Ha's. Also one of the funniest quotes ever "You're either a butt girl or your not!" Said so matter of fact at Sex World that it made sense. Those girls are a riot.

Satan and I made a loose pact that says we aren't going to drink until summer. I mean one or two but none until it's warm enough to go downtown. I don't know if it'll last, or even if it's a pact for that matter but we agreed so let's see how we do. She is exempt this weekend though, open bars are a deal breaker. Jealous as hell of her is what I am. I haven't been to an open bar in years. God created me for a reason!

Well, this is probably a long and random one so I'm signing off now. Don't know if I'll be posting much this week, I plan on sleeping. A lot.