things i've learned...

I hate email forwards, but the last one I got was actually funny. For the most part. Some of it was sappy and unrealistic but these are the ones I enjoyed.

Things I've Learned:

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for fifteen minutes, after that you'd better have a big dick, wallet, or boobs.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and sexy a relationship first is, the passion fades, and there better be a lot of money to take it's place!

I thought these we're cute. I especially liked the first one. And this is probably the only time I'll ever post something like this, so enjoy.