I love texts, as you can all tell... Here are some random ones that make me smile...
Josh just called his Asian neighbor a 'sneaky pipsqueak.' Busted my shit up. - Josh is my hero.
A random conversation that Satan and I had about how much we hate early bullshit and people in general:
Me: Today is a good day to go down in history!
Satan: LMAO! I just smelled the air and nodded in agreement.
Me: LMAO oh shit! Now the question is do we combine our fury or do we do it separate and spread that shit out logistics wise?
Satan: Make it legendary!
Me: Bigger bang or mass confusion?
Satan: Bigger bang, mostly for our own enjoyment.
Me: Yes, I'd rather go out in a blaze of glory next to you. If we did it separate they'd all just think it was a terrorist attack.
Satan: Ha ha, great minds.
Me: I love when people watch me do my makeup in the car. Jesus buddy we all can't roll out of bed and look as good as you.
Satan: LOL true that. I look like butt.
Me: Funny thing is he's hot. Prolly jail bait though. They all are here.
Satan: Seriously. Maybe they need a sugar mamma.
Me: Oh lord. And have to go to jail for having sex with a minor?
Me: Ok, how funny would it be if I got arrested for that? I just saw myself in an orange jumper saying 'he swore he was 18'! I'm to cute for jail! I want my mom.
Rereading this I wonder if there is an echelon and if I'm being watched... Probably. Eh, I'm not a baby raper or a terrorist so I think I'm ok. We'll see.
The way he nutted that bastard, he'll be singing soprano for a week! - That was pulled from a book I was reading. Made me giggle like a two year old on crack.
Why do loud mouths speak to me? Does it look like I'm going to support your idiocy? Please homie! Yeah the look I just gave you was contempt - learn and use it. Hatred will set you free! - I surprise myself sometimes with the profound shit I say - it's true. Hatred will set you free!
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