rage texts

Here are all the texts I've saved over the last week while sick...

I can’t even look at this hunk of shit without contempt for the blue line…

Suicide before betrayal! Motherfucking blue line! Rue the day!

I had like ten candy corn pumpkins and now I want to hurl!

Oh that was unfuckingcomfortable. We had to talk about a significant death in our lives in front of the class. Maybe some people don’t want to do that in front of forty people. Like 5 people started crying. Perhaps smaller groups, or not at all. Dick.

I don’t do feelings. I’m not a ‘girl’ one dude said. I laughed. Not an appropriate response apparently from the dagger eyes one bitch gave me. Go fuck yourself!

LOL it was the same girl who fell, we are now mortal enemies.

I want to ram this cunt in front of me! I hope you die a painful death you prolife whore from hell! I hope all of your kids have down syndrome and you get laid off from that eight dollar an hour job you have because you didn’t finish high school and they all starve to death!

I’m watching HP and crying. What is wrong with me?

Stupid Cho – I don’t care if it was the vertiaserum never liked her. You get Edward and now you want Harry? Doesn’t work that way – sorry bitch!

Booze you evil cunt whore! Blackhearted bitch! We are fighting. I also blame booze for my shoddy immune system.

OMG! OK THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME! A GAGGLE OF TURKEYS JUST RAN OUT IN FRONT OF MY CAR ON 61 – THERE WERE LIKE EIGHT OF THEM! WHAT IN THE JESUS HENRY WAS THAT? I’M ON A LOT OF COLD MEDICINE BUT THAT WAS NO HALLUCINATION! OTHER CARS STOPPED TOO! OOF. OK IF THE ILLNESS DOESN’T KILL ME SURELY MY HEART EXPLODING FROM STRESS WILL DO ME IN. OMG. SHIT. FUCK. OOF. TURKEYS?! REALLY GOD? YOU WILL PAY!

I WANT THE DNR TO INVESTIGATE!

I want the traffic camera footage! I wonder if you can request that shit. Post it on youtube. I was accosted by turkeys. Omfg. Borders on ridiculous! I no longer feel bad about slaughtering them for Thanksgiving. Them’s dumb birds!

My dad doesn’t believe me. Why would I make that up?

Oh I just had to have an hour meeting with my bosses boss on how I can do my job better.
Fuck off. I was singled out. Rude. That’s fine. I’ll just use the remainder of my day to blog. Time theft this cunt!

I hope she likes visine in her folgers!

I just got cough medicine in my eye! Ouch. FUCK!

Someone better be dead! There is no fucking excuse for traffic! I’m going to be late and I left ten early. Now I’m sitting at a dead fucking stop planning mass destruction!

Fucking squirrels and sea gulls! This is my work parking lot not Jack Hannah’s Animal Adventure! Get the hell away from me!

I can't even muster an explanation for any of them so you be your own guide!

Let the force be with you!