smokey the bear/tuesday

I'm sure someday I'll look back on this post and laugh, but for now I still find it extremely embarrassing. My cheeks are red. UGH!

Basically it boils down to me.... STARTING A FIRE AT WORK!

I was heating up some pizza rolls at work and suddenly those fuckers burst into flames with a vengeance. I was sitting there reading my Family Circle in peace not really thinking about the horrible smell that was permeating around me. Suddenly this girl I work with walks through the break room and starts freaking out.

Yes folks, I tried to pull an office space and burn my work down. I'm only sad it didn't happen.

Nothing happened except a lot of yellow smoke (?) and some comments to the smell. All was not lost except my dignity. I didn't want to be known as smokey the bear or sparky. In fact I didn't want to be known at all. I enjoy my anonymity at work, I don't like those people so not talking to them makes my life a bit easier. Now I'm one of those annoying co-workers that has a story. I fucking hate pizza rolls and will never use the microwave again. Especially if someone is watching. IF I HEAR SO MUCH AS ONE PERSON SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME USING THE MICROWAVES IN THE FUTURE I WILL HAVE A STROKE FROM RAGE, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS!

After that I was attacked by a huge spider. My week keeps getting better and better.