Is lying about your New Years Eve plans tantamount to going to hell? I would rather stay in my bed and pig out, than say hang out with certain people. I hate driving long distances – especially when I know it will result in me getting angry and not having anything that resembles a good time. Some might say “Get over it!” about the distances thing, to that I say “FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING WHORE, YOU DRIVE TO ME THEN!” Sorry, tiger got out of the cage.
Superbad is my new favorite movie! I love Seth and Evan. Well, Seth a bit more. His rage and indignance soothe my soul. (Yes. I have one, but thanks for accusing me of being the anti-christ.) Especially the part when Seth says “No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!!” Oh, how I love thee.
I secretly think I was meant to be a boy. I love beer, action movies, sports (lets clarify that one, watching, no participation) sweatpants and sex. And no, I’m not confessing my preferred sexuality, unlike some of my friends that I think just need to admit shit already! Get over it, you like girls. And your little innuendos creep me the fuck out! Stop it!
Did I just out someone in my blog? Does it count if I don't use names? It just makes me really uncomfortable. If I do ever switch teams I would never in a million years go for the likes of you! Sorry.
Moving on. So its New Years. Woo freaking hoo. Seriously bullshit holiday. I have no one but my dog to kiss at midnight. And I'm ok with that right now. I'm just glad the holidays are over!
Oh and the next person who says "See you next year! Ha Ha Ha!" is going to lose a vital organ. It's not funny.
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HAHA! Yes they should loose a vital organ for that... Bastards! LOVE the outting! Too true though. I would never EVER date that. Pish. Gag. Vomit. UGH.
See you later! You're sharing the dog with me at midnight by the way!
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