they killed bambi, eh bambi deserved it

My first hunting opener was interesting.

Satan and I went to visit her Grandma in Roseau. A six hour drive in the dark? Scary as all hell. Not scary so much as tense. We saw 32 deer on way up there and we were waiting for some of those little bastards grazing lazily to make a break for it in front of her car. Needless to say once we we're out of the car we were stiff and tired as heck.

We made it up in record time apparently because Satan is a speed demon. I didn't think we we're going that fast, her dad did. He he he.

I think the funniest things that happened in that six hour span were as follows; the way Satan called a doe a DICK!, the way Satan said "Oh God!" when we tried to pass a truck and a semi came around a curve right at us, and finally when Satan threw her BurgerKing out the window and it got all mayonnaise greasy.

The last one wasn't as funny until the next morning when I looked back and there was a huge blob of mayo and a piece of lettuce stuck to the back window. I imagined that the piece of lettuce was indignant and held on just to spite her. We roared when I discovered that one. Oof, I'm laughing now as I type this.

We were definitely spoiled by her Grandma. We got breakfast every morning! Pancakes, eggs, ham, toast, bacon, oh my! I'm used to having nothing so this was definitely an step up. She taught us how to make yummy chocolate chip/oatmeal cookies. She took us sightseeing, to craft fares, to eat, to shop, to see dead deer, to Pamida and everywhere else in between. I can honestly say that everything there is to do in Roseau we accomplished in the first three hours there. It's a little town. We made the most of it though. We didn't even drink, not that there were many options but that is a definite challenge for us.

Rather our time was spent on crosswords or should I say looking for them. We went to three gas stations and the Pamida on Friday night and nothing! I was pissed. They did however have The Pirate Lord at Pamida. I'm getting that for you Satan, you just wait!

We may have or may have not lied and just drove around to smoke a few times too.

All and all I have to close with these words of wisdom...

Un Petit...

DICK!

Farkle (Is that how you spell it Satan?)

Bullshit!