at work with men in uniform

Since my beloved Satan is in Las Vegas this weekend, I figured I would chronicle my boring life without her. So when she gets back she’ll see just how sad I was without her. Not in a creepy way of course, but she and I know this. Today is probably the longest day ever at work. I’ve been here since 9:30 a.m. and this is the first chance I’ve had to post or even get on the internet. This whole working for a living thing might kill me. I want to check Perez so bad. Must control my urges…

Who are we kidding? I have no patience or presence of mind to not do something when I want it. I am a slave to instant gratification. I think we all are these days, if I can’t get it the same day or that instant I probably will not want it later. Unless it’s a book or CD that I can’t get at Target or Barnes and Noble, because their selections are lacking! I just want to get it now and fast, is that bad? Not all things though, double entendre alert.

Today has been hell. I’ve really had a hard time at work. I’ve kept a list of all of the things I’ve done to show my boss (new requirement) and it’s like 15 things deep so far and I still have 2 hours to go. Ugh. Seriously? Really now? Fuck my life.

Also today I’ve caught myself about 15 times reaching for my phone to text Satan about something that’s enraged me or something awesome. No dice. I will not bother her on her 4 day jail break from shitty Minne-snow-ta. Although I did have to tell her about this new guy at work, were destined for one another. I can just feel it.

Today he was walking back to his desk with coffee and dropped the thermos. Normally I wouldn’t have noticed but I heard him say these words “I want to kill the Chinese kid who made this shitty thermos! I thought their little fingers were supposed to make things with ease? Fuckers!” Literally the funniest thing ever! And no one was even really listening to him except me. I love him. (That and he is in the military and just came back in his uniform, I love a man in uniform! Boss me around and tell me what to do. Hot…)

Sigh. Swoon. Stare dreamily off into space.

Back to reality, sorry. Tonight I might go out with SF#1. I want to see the new Colin Farrell movie ‘In Bruges’ it looks good. I think the line that got me was “If I'd grown up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't.” said by Colin Farrell. That shit cracks me up. Oof. Snarky. And we’re probably going to go out to eat because hanging out with her wouldn’t be complete without eating. She would have a shit fit.

Sigh. He just walked by again. This might be detrimental to my work habits.

Normally I don’t blog over the weekend, but since I’m probably not going to be doing anything. So don’t be surprised if I break down and post something about my terrible loneliness. Oh and my sad depressing existence. Am I being dramatic?