I absolutely love my job. Sometimes, well not ever really but right at this moment in time I do. I’m eavesdropping on a conversation between the head of a department here and one of the owners of the company. Boring normally, today pure fucking genius! Right now he is apologizing for how drunk he got at our holiday party. I’m so pissed I missed it. Apparently from what I’ve gathered he got hammed and started yelling at people. Then he started taking his clothes off. AT A WORK PARTY? Hmm… Interesting very interesting indeed! From what I can hear there is a lot of groveling being done and a bit of begging. Oh shit, now I just heard him say he thinks someone put something in his drink. Just man up buddy, admit that when you get hammed you’re a prick. To be honest he looks like the type. This is just fucking classic. I wish I was in that room right now. Ah, to be a fly on the wall. Someday maybe…
So SFB has a sore throat, guess who gets to be up front all day? Yay. Can you hear the excitement in my voice? I’m hoping they just fire her ass and that way I have a little more job security. Yeah I would have to be up front officially but I’m ok with that. At least then I would have a definite position not just a floating from here to there type thing. I’m just sick of this shit. I want to punch her in the throat.
This weekend was interesting. I met my newly purchased Aunt for the first time. That was surreal. I really don’t know what to say other than the fact that it was hands down one of the most awkward things I’ve had to endure. I don’t even feel ready to talk about it. So maybe someday in the future I will recap what I now call The Night of Terror 08’ in my mind to you all. But, give me time to heal.
Other than that my weekend was ok. I tried to hang out with everyone Satan, SF#1 & 2, and the guy I’m seeing. He didn’t work out though, dickhead. SF#1 updated her tattoo. SF#2 is a shit navigator and makes horrible conversation. And Satan, well I miss her. I don’t get to hang out with her enough. And she’s leaving me for Las Vegas this week. Cue the tears and dramatics. Hooker! I hope you have fun without me! Sorry. It’s not bitter or angry talking, its sadness. She will be missed.
Dramatic much, she’s only going for 4 days. Point is what the hell am I supposed to do this weekend? I’m not even in jail this weekend. Sniff!
Rereading over that it felt like a eulogy. And I’m not a very good eugoogilizer. Sorry, if you haven’t seen Zoolander you don’t know the funny behind that word.
Well, I better get back to work. All I’ve done today is blog and read someone else’s blog. Oh and put a stamp on an envelope, and check my email. I’m very dedicated to my work.
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