i'm just here to observe and mock

I guess even my boredom/loneliness didn’t break the weekend streak. But don’t worry; I’ll definitely recap it for you. I’m sure you’re all just dying to know how I spent the weekend from hell. Sarcasm alert. Alarms going off. Release the hounds!

Friday:

I did end up going to see ‘In Bruges’ with SF#1. I loved that movie, I have to take Satan. The dark/racist humor is right up our alley. Also the gore, oof. If she doesn’t love it my name isn’t EL Diablo. Sorry, I got sidetracked. Anyway, before the movie we went out to eat. Surprise, surprise. She ate a house salad, fajitas, 2 strawberry lemonades and had room for popcorn & candy at the movie theatre. I was disgusted to say the least. I have learned a trick though to keep my gag reflex in check while she’s eating though. So that’s a plus. It wasn’t actually bad hanging out with her, because you don’t have to talk in the movie and the night didn’t last that long.

Saturday:

I went shopping with my Mom and she bought me things. I like when people buy me things. I got a new down comforter, new pillows and a new down coat. I raked it in. It was nice. I definitely have been using all of the new bedding. I love to sleep. (Wait isn’t that tantamount to admitting your depressed, hmm.) When we got home I decided to take a nice long nap and it was refreshing. When I finally got up at 5 p.m. I started calling and texting people to see if anyone would hang out with me. Not one person replied. Fucking fake friends! I consoled myself by renting movies and getting ice cream. It was an ok night by me, especially when I got a call at 2 a.m. from the guy I’m seeing. I don’t even have to allude to what we did.

Sunday:

I got home at 8 a.m. and went back to bed until 11 a.m. Then I was rudely awakened by my dog freaking out because my parents left him. Thanks guys! I dragged myself out of bed and went to Target with SF#1. She really has no friends to hang out with besides Dawn. Ok, wait. Who am I kidding? I spent too much money and went home to watch the movies I had rented that I never got to. Did laundry and went to bed.

Rereading those make me seem pathetic and sad. Rude, it’s true.

Moving on…

I may have left some things out, but one thing I wanted to mention is that Nel called me last night! Which is weird! Because, I didn’t think he had my number or that he liked me really… Every time we’ve hung out in the past he’s been a little bitch and sat there and talked about the good old days and inside jokes that he knows I wont get. I got the impression that he didn’t like me or he was jealous. Another Ben perhaps? Anyway, so he called me and was like “What are you doing right now? Want to go get something to eat and a drink?” WEIRD! He has a girlfriend, ok they aren’t on right now but still I thought he was heartbroken over her. Does he like me? Is this a test? I played it cool and said no, gave all the appropriate excuses and hung up. How fucking weird is that?

The guy I’m seeing said something funny/sad this weekend that I wanted to put on here so Satan could see it. He said that she and I “Get along like a house on fire!” and it’s so true. I love that expression!

I also said something this weekend that he laughed for about 10 minutes about. (Sorry to relay all of our quotes but we’re awesome god dammit!) When we were laying around on Saturday night he asked if I wanted to play a video game. I snarkly said “I’m just here to observe and mock, but thanks!” I’m such a bitch. I love it.

Want to know what’s uncomfortable as ass? When someone comes in and asks for a person, their not here then you give them a packet of info and they treat your desk like it’s theirs and go over the 40 pages in detail while you sit here and pretend to work while really you’re just writing your post. GO AWAY! YOU SMELL! THIS IS A BUSINESS. Not your office. Thank god, he finally left. That was 24 minutes of pure hell. Good lord, I’m spraying the Lysol. He smelled like cigarettes and a box of old assholes.

Well that’s about all. I really hope next weekend is better. I’m going out to eat with SF#2 and going to see a movie at the old theatre that I love. And hopefully Satan is open for an appointment because I miss her. Sigh.

God I’m pathetic.